You guys are killing me tonight! "Steal my lunch and call me hungry" "Crap on a white horse". I'd have a nice "buzz" going here if i wasn't blowing it out of my nose! Let's have some more! I'll start off with an oldie, but goodie! "Stick a fork in me, i'm done!"
You've started something, this ought to be inlightening Cut off my legs and call me shorty. you all throwed off busyier than a one armed paper hanger I'll just treat you to a few at a time, we gotta share on this one... TB'sD
Hey Rod Hey Rod, thought we lost you, I know the younger generation can contribute something to this FUNNY forum, So lets hear it.......... Don't try to figure out what this has to do with trucks... Just humor us
for something obvious i will something like this, "does a cat have a tail?" or " does a bear shi* in the woods?" For something that goes wrong ill say something like" that went over like a fart in church". I'll think of more ________ Honda Odyssey FL250
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a Merry Christmas. (that is one for the season. Okay, I'm warmed up. You guys know that hillbillys are full of them(it) Worthless as a milk bucket under a bull. Worthless as tits on a boar hog, Busy as a one-armed paper hanger with the itch. Noisy as a jackass in a tin barn. Nervous as a pregnant jenny in a traffic jam. Nuttier than a porta potty at a peanut festival. Oh yeah, when you see a bunch of purty girls (or purty old Chevy trucks) you are like a one-eyed dog in a meat factory. Well, my butt is draggin out my tracks so I think I'll go crap out in the fart sack. I told ya we were full of them. Bill
I'm sure some of you guys heard this one before............My father is always busting my butt........and he tells me like this......."I'v forgotten more stuff than You'll ever know" ......it might be true that he forgot stuff due to the fact that he painted cars since the late 60's till about 8 years ago.....I suppose its ok that we mess around like this.........keeps the time together pretty comical....
How about this one: "If i had a dog that looked like you, i'd shave its butt and make it walk backwards!"
Or: "A mind is a terrible thing. Let's get rid of it in our lifetimes". Been there, done that. Forgot where i put the t-shirt!
"colder than a witch's t*tie" and my personal fav- "excuses are like @$$holes, everyone's got one, and yours stinks!!"" jon
I told a guy once that I was busier than a one legged man in an a$$ kicking contest. The bad thing is the guy I told it to only had one leg. He took it pretty well!!!
Time to go to bed Here is one I bet we all have learned! IFIN MAMA AIN'T HAPPY, AIN'T NOBODY HAPPY Good night TB'sD
More nervous that a dog in a Chinese restaurant That old truck ain't got the power to pull a greasy string out of a cat's a$$ When they're giving me static down @ City Hall , I like to use Ken's : 'Well yabbut , if a frog had wings , he wouldn't bump his rump when he jumped ' They don't know what to say to that one ! Keep 'em coming boys !
Why, them's cuter than a speckled pup under a covered wagon. Hey Kevin, at least you didn't tell the guy you were as worthless as a one-legged man at an a$$ kickin. That kinda fits too. Lately I have heard that if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his a$$ near as much. (He'd still bump it a little cause he just can't help it.)
Parts of the US It's funny how sayings are different in parts of the US. I use that one on the Boop, but it goes like this... Your prettier than a speckled pup under a little red wagon... {and she is} Good morning fellows... you'all are full of it, not sure what your full of, but your full of it. TB'sD
Gota best ya Ok, I thougt long n hard to remember these. so here are a few often heard around my neck of the woods... I'll slap you to the back side o' no where He's lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut Jumpy as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs Madder than an old wet hen You'd never see that from a galloping horse been rode hard and put up wet Too wet to plow The buzzards layed you and the sun hatched you That dog just don't hunt I'm going to jerk a knot in your tail Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit Well, pee down my back and tell me it's raining Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor OK, give it your best shot, see if you can best me. The challenge is on TB'sD
I just heard a good one this morning "Son, you got more trouble than a squirrel on an eight lane highway"
