Memories for lifetime! Raise your hand if you think Andy's children are cementing memories for a lifetime~ That is just too cool, Andy! I'm betting they wouldn't trade their dad for ANYTHING! ...Not even another AD...
Kids! Nah, they will just grow up hating you and treating you like your some dumb a*s who deserves no respect, ban them from touching your truck right now and beat them regularly, at least you wont spend your old age in therapy and asking 'where did i go wrong'