And So It Begins.......
F***er
Only
Runs
Downhill
Some years ago , I took over a vacant post , it was an unwanted post and had been vacant for several years so I decided to reward myself for all the extra work I signed on for ~ I needed a shop truck and went to the salvage motor pool ~ EURKA ! a 1981 C-10 with the 4.0 inline 6 - banger , only 12,000 miles and used by a City Dept' of Buildings Engineer who didn't smoke or eat in it.... like new , really ~ what ? no ? you're going to give it to the drunks and crackheads to push brooms and clean up skid row with ? .
Oh , I see , I'm not PC so I cannot have any running salvage vehicle eh ? .
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SIGH~~~~~~~~~~~~
I then found a 1978 F-150 Ranger , it had a 351 and C-6 tranny , heavy duty everything , towing package , the works but _zero_ creature comforts , no AM radio , no AC and it was -so- filthy , no one would drive it anymore ~ sounds good to me ! I took the interior all apart and sent the seat out for rebuilding with black Caddilac cloth and chrome backrest buttons , hand scrubbed all the green glow in the dark french fries and spilled coffee out from under the rubber mat , waxed and polished every inch of it , inside & out , re-assembled the interior with a new mat and fitted all new plastic lenses I found in the pallets of salvage parts , had the windows removed and reflectorized so I could get away from the blistering _heat_ when I was out hauling Taxpayer's goods , then I hid all the keys as it was now -my- Ford .
It was a good little truck too ~ even if it was the wrong brand and a V-ate to boot
I transferred out after a couple three years and surprised everyone who was certain I'd fixed it all up so I could salvage it and buy it back for $350.00 or so . ~ who'd want an old Ford pickup ?
Last I heard it was still plugging away and they were still waiting for me to come claim it again .....
