Took a car to a muffler shop I'd never used before but is much easier to get to than my old places. They were short handed and said it would be a couple hours so I went out exploring which led to a road under construction that was wet and slimy and me in the ditch. After walking and hitching back to the muffler shop a young fellow working there with a 4wd said he would give me a pull after work which was just a few minutes away. The road was a very hard packed base with an inch of loose wet mud on top so his 4wd couldn't get traction. He got on his cell phone and 4wd's converged from every direction. With three hooked together it extracted one sorry little Ranger. The others were driving into the gulley I had been in just to see if they could get out by themselves and when I tried to pay them they said "Oh no, we were thinking about taking up a collection to pay you for finding such a great place". I think I'll be a bit more mellow when I see their dress, tattoos, and piercings. Not the god-awful music though.